Dido geezers blog: The adipose oppugnant.

As the holiday season starts at full swing, most of us* are looking onwards to hogging some foods certified by the FHA (Food Hogging Authority, Miasmaburg) to call some highly rampantgrowthof adipose cells.

Look at this closely

Again..

As u see above, we cannot entirely classify this phenonmenon to holiday seasons.

It happens at all potential situations, and at all possible timelines and places.

The'growth'is expected to address the solid earth**, and its believed to get a pandemic (with small exceptions as declared in **).

Basically blame it on the SMCA syndrome (Senseless mushrooming Compusive Advertisement Syndrome), that compells us to buy 10E5 products that are so glossified in hoardings, radios, TVs, papers, milk cartons, internet, emails as side banners and several other entertainment resources (also blogs.). Infact dont they soothe u even when u suffer from the pain of not attending a party or not meeting up ur boyfriend or not capable to submit ur report on time and in such highly demanding situations?? (Yes i think the choclate BARS)

But spirit is about abstinance from whatever things your are alleged to be out from (until u dont get a psychic disorder called 'schizophernia' because u didnot eat french fries for 23 days listening to my advice or worser, u r gonna die of coke-thirst, mind u! coke-thirst that cannot be satiated even after drinking gallons of urine or tea or anyother liquid entity)

To listen wisely, we sought the thought of Dr. Fatmutant De fries. ***

We hear vibrations inside his reverberant brain as he says, 'its a count of choice, if u think u must lose ur flabs, u must take some impractical methods that come free, like jogging, starving and so on , or get more practical , invest some money and see my clinic.'

Ardent smoke pot 'Anonymous' says: 'its exactly like cigarrete packs, they fall with a warning, similarly foods come with a calorie information'

So, its a man of abstinance and temptations, but looking at the poetic consequence of hogging;

if u are in bed with a over-weight, slim-challenged girlfriend or boyfriend (or both),

u can write poetry superflous with a chain of popular cookie brands...

So go on.Hogging...

(or dont...)

*the book 'us' gladly embraces the slim waistline privledged earthlings.also poeple like myself with few extra pounds.yes. 'few'..!

**except calorie deprived regions from developing countries (the vaccine of poverty is there in their blood).Yes! think about them the following time you gonna waste your food...

***He gladly sits at the anti-obese clinic and runs a good time clinic that provides low calorie hot dogs, low fat french fries, Zero carbohydrate hamburger (it weighs 1 g and is certified to fit into microscopic dimensions), also some life style drugs that when applied to eyes to ur boyfriend, would give him quasi-blind so he wouldnot notice ur extra flabs.Also the clinic has some less expensive equipments to go out, like, a hot red color wheel and a 60-kg bag of basmati rice that needs to go into Doctor's kitchen at his home (located 12 kms away). (If u like to donate to the work-out equipments, the doctor prefers paypal)