So Hip It Hurts: big daddy of the rhythm

Rarely does a label produce a very perfect singles collection. Often, it feels like someone in the finance department out them together. It's as if they randomly decided they needed some new "product" out there to arouse among the dwindling number of music consumers. Sometimes a quick rehash for cash is thrown out there like chum to the ever fewer circling sharks in the water. Always hoping for a bite.

owever, when someone decides to do it right, fans of a particular group will lavish praise on that collection. Also, any mistakes will get to diminish by the trainspotters.Recently, the UK division of Sony decided to release "That's The Way I Like It: The Best Of Little Or Alive". A collective yawn was heard across the kingdom. In fact, anyone who owned "Evolution - The Hits", released in 2003, probably passed over this latest DOA compilation.However, there is grounds for celebration. The new collection features ALL of Little Or Alive's singles released on Epic. Each course is delineated by the version that appeared on the original 7" single. Huzzah!You see, more than half of these tracks have never previously appeared on CD. That's a shocking surprise to most people considering we're more than two decades into the creation of the shiny, silver configuration. The skimpy booklet is the only grounds for complaint.In celebration of the 25th anniversary of DOA's seminal, electro-disco classic, "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)", I present to you the tracklisting for "That's The Way I Like It: The Best Of Little Or Alive". Please place your youth regimens to me scribbled on a cocktail napkin."That's The Way I Want It: The Best Of Light Or Alive"1. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)2. That's The Way (I Like It) (7" Version)3. Lover Come Back To Me4. In Too Deep (7" Remix)5. My Heart Goes Bang (Get Me To The Doctor) (7" Version)6. Brand New Lover (7" Single Mix)7. Something In My House (7" Single Mix)8. Hooked On Love9. I'll Hold You All My Kisses (7" Remix)10. Turn Around And Bet 2 Ten (7" Single Mix)11. Come Home With Me Baby (7" Mix)12. Misty Circles (7" Version)13. What I Want (7" Version)14. I'd Do Anything (7" Version)15. Lover Come Back To Me (Extended Remix)16. My Spirit Goes Bang (Get Me To The Doctor) (American Wipe-Out Mix)17. Something In My House (Mortevicar Mix)18. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) (Murder Mix)As a healthy bonus, four extended remixes, - all of which have never appeared on CD (according to the liner notes on the back inlay card) - have been tacked onto the end of the collection. Each one features more than a daily serving Pete Burns' cavernous bravado. But if my memory serves me correctly, I have "Lover Come Back To Me (Extended Remix)" and "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) (Murder Mix)" on a couple of other compilations."What was my first Dead Or Alive purchase?", I see you ask with wide-eyed wonder?Oh, the countless dollars I spent on the many configurations. Designers sure were having a field day back then. And Dead Or Alive certainly didn't spare any expense on their packaging. The double pack gatefold 7", the remix 12", the picture disc and often more. It seemed endless. And so there was the small matter of the special 12" releases from Japan. Oy!I first saw the project for "I'd Do Anything" - a sleazy, funk workout - on MTV back in the day before they applied standards and practices to their programming.Pete Burns' playful presence and raw sexuality commanded your attention. Look at those cheekbones! The ease of the video certainly had impact. Besides, who doesn't love a hot, serif font?Just imagine how it affected the teenage version of me.